Mark Zuckerberg loves your bad ads.
Every time you launch a generic, boring, "safe" ad, the ad networks make money, and you lose it.
You check your dashboard: High CPM. Low CTR. Zero Conversions.
You blame the algorithm. You blame the audience. You blame iOS 14.
Blame the copy.
Vect AI is the "Creative Director" you can't afford. Our Ad Copy Roaster (Conversion Killer Detector) doesn't care about "Brand Awareness." It cares about Stop Rates and Click Through Rates.
The "Scroll Stopper" Audit
In a feed of endless dopamine, "Good" is invisible. You need "Great," or you need "Shocking."
Most ad copy fails because it tries to sell too early.
- The Mistake: "Buy our socks. They are soft."
- The Reaction: Scroll.
Vect AI audits your Facebook, Instagram, and LinkedIn ads to find:
- Weak Hooks: First lines that fail to grab attention.
- Platform Mismatch: LinkedIn ads that sound like TikToks (and vice versa).
- Fake Urgency: "Limited time only" works on no one in 2025.
To understand how the AI analyzes these patterns, check out the Conversion Killer Detector Guide.
The Roast: What It Looks Like
Paste your ad script into Vect AI. select "Ad" as the format. Get destroyed.
The "Panic Level"
- Critical: "This ad will cost you $50 per lead. Turn it off."
- Moderate: "Good hook, weak offer. You'll get clicks but no sales."
The "Scroll" Simulation
The AI generates the inner monologue of a user scrolling past your ad at 60mph.
Example Roast: "I saw the word 'Synergy' and my brain turned off. I assumed this was a bank ad and kept scrolling to see a cat video. You lost me at 'Hello'."
The Fix
The AI rewrites your hook to be impossible to ignore.
Real World Examples
The B2B SaaS Ad
- Before: "Optimizing workflows for better efficiency."
- AI Roast: "I am asleep. Tell me the pain."
- After: "Your team spends 20 hours a week in spreadsheets. Stop it."
The E-commerce Ad
- Before: "Check out our new summer collection."
- AI Roast: "Who cares? Why is this different?"
- After: "The only swim trunks that dry in 4 minutes."
The Agency Ad
- Before: "We help brands scale with paid media."
- AI Roast: "So does everyone else. What is your guarantee?"
- After: "We only get paid if you grow. The 'Zero-Risk' scaling offer."
Stop Donating to Google & Meta
Bad ads are a tax on your business. You are paying a "Boring Tax" every single day.
Vect AI removes the tax. It forces your copy to be sharp, punchy, and profitable.
Don't launch until you get roasted.
Stop Reading. Start Scaling.
You have the blueprint. Now you need the engine. Launch the AI agent for "Conversion Killer Detector" and get results in minutes.
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